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June 25, 2006

The first CRACK show opened with Summer Camp performing Joan Jett's "Bad Reputation." Summer is a nasty girl who doesn’t give a damn about her reputation: she drank whiskey, stripped, opened her 25-cent blowjob stand, and performed felatio on George W. Bush, and then assassinated him.

The show featured five contestants competing for a $500 prize. Kenneth the Clacker, clacked songs, Daren aka "The Lady From Tennessee" clogged on bubble wrap; Dan aka "The Frekazoid" wound things up with his hula hoops; Bernard recited poetry, and Kevin aka "Heidi Ho" showed us the joys of flirting with livestock.

All the performances were stellar. The audience had a tough decision, but they cheered a little harder for Ms. Ho.

Summer loves to play with her audience and she delighted them with some of her favorite games like "Smell My Finger," "Laura’s Bush or Cheney's Dick," and "Anal Ring Toss."

Here is the full line-up of performances with links to video footage:

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